Closing Time
"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."
Another funny story, another drunken night. It was closing time and time to leave but I was being a bit defiant. Anyways, the bartender threw me over his shoulder and was hauling me out. Oh, good times. Embarrassing, but good times. So I had a bar phase, who didn't? Kids, do read this. "Do as I say, not as I do."
